Now that you’re on the ship, you may be overwhelmed by everything and not know what to do or where to go. A ship is a floating city and can definitely be overwhelming. Here is some tips I have that may make life much easier for you once you’re on the ship.
Tip, tip tip
There is no secret, the cruise staff doesn’t make a lot of money. They depend on tips for most of their salary. Most cruise lines add this to your cruise fare. Do not remove it. These people deserve it. You can prepay your tips (recommended) or pay them at the end. Don’t worry about carrying cash to try to tip everyone. This is all done on the back end by Carnival. You can tip them extra if you’d like but you don’t need to. There are also people behind the scenes that you never see that get part of the tips also. People who clean up your dishes you leave sitting behind, steward assistants, etc. Leave your tips in place and don’t worry about them moving forward. If you’re too cheap to tip, then just don’t cruise and stay home.
If you’re a first time cruiser you may want to book excursions through your cruise line until you get comfortable knowing how to get back to the ship and how things work. Some people love to stay safe and always book cruise line excursions which is fine if that’s your preference. However if you book an independent excursion operator, it will be half the cost, you will get more out of it, see/do more, and have a better time. I almost guaranty it. If you book with the cruise line then yes, the ship will wait for you. They promise that. However in these ports there isn’t a lot of work so these tour operators depend on their business to feed their families. They rely on good reviews and know that people blog and leave reviews. They can’t afford to have people back to the ship late and get bad reviews. If you do a private excursion, if you miss your port you don’t have to pay them. Just do your research before you leave and see the reputable vendors in each port. There are lots of great ones. Personally I would never do a cruise sponsored excursion, I always book independently.
They can handle about anything here for you. Any problems that arise, questions, you name it. These are typically very knowledgeable cruise staff who will do whatever they can to assist you. Unless you have FTTF or are diamond/platinum, the lines at guest services can get fairly long, especially on the first day and the last day of your cruise. One thing to remember is that guest services is open 24hrs. If you go late at night or super early in the morning, you won’t be standing in a line as long.
Smoking is prohibited on the ship except in certain places. There is smoking in the casino and there is a smoking section on one of the decks, you just have to look for it. However there is no smoking in your cabin or on your balcony.
Food, food everywhere!
Everywhere you turn, there will be food. With the exception of the specialty restaurants all of the food you see is included. Eat all you want. Eat as much as you want. Try new things. Rather than paying $50 for a dish at an expensive restaurant to “try”, try it on the ship. If you don’t like it, order something else. Order 2 steaks if you want them. Order 6 appetizers. Order 9 desserts. Whatever makes you happy, do it. Nobody is going to judge you, people do it all of the time.
On embarkation day everyone heads to the lido deck to eat at buffets. The lines will be long this day, but it’s not always like this. Don’t worry.
Seaday brunch is open on sea days where you can get breakfast in the MDR.
Aside from the buffet and the MDR, there are always other places to eat. Some ships don’t have certain places. You have to check to see if your ship has a certain restaurant you want. Here are some specialty restaurants. Restaurant names in purple are an additional charge.
Guy’s Pig & Anchor Bar-B-Que, Bonsai Teppanyaki, BlueIquana Cantina, Guy’s Burger Joint, Cucina del Capitano, Jiji Asian Kitchen, Steakhouse, Seafood Shack, Ol’ Fashioned BBQ, Pizza del Capitano, Deli, ChopStix, Pasta Bella, Tandoor
For dinner in the MDR there are 3 options you have for dining.
Traditional early seating- You have to be at the dining room at 6pm to eat. No earlier, no later. If you’re in port late you have to come back for dinner. If you aren’t back at 6pm, you will have to eat on lido.
Traditional late seating- You have to be at the dining room at 8:15 to eat. No earlier, no later. If you have a show to catch at 9, you’re going to have to skip it. This is your set dining time.
Your time dining- This is like a land based restaurant. You can go to the dining room any time between 5:45pm & 9:30pm and eat. You just walk up, tell them your cabin number and how many is eating and sit down and eat. If you like your wait staff, you can request the same wait staff each night. This works best for me personally because I am not missing anything and I don’t have to be rushed back from port.
At all 3 dining times, you can either sit at a larger table with other people or you can sit with just your party/family and nobody else. When I go to any restaurant on land I don’t walk in and ask to sit with some strangers at another table, I want to sit with my family only. That’s the same way I am on the cruise ship. I just don’t get sitting with strangers but some people love it.
Unless your cabin is on the Riviera Deck and you want to go to the Sky Deck, take the stairs. You don’t realize how much you eat on the cruise. The elevators can be slow and the stairs can be quicker. Plus it will help combat those cruise calories.
As soon as you embark, turn your phone to airplane mode and your wifi on. Even if you’re not getting calls/texts, there will still be background data being used. You can rack up cell phone bills in excess of $1,000 if you do not do this, and I am not even kidding. Putting your phone in airplane mode prevents any cellular data from being used. You can still turn on your wifi and use your wifi if you have an Internet plan through the ship. Keep in mind that ship wifi is VERY slow. Wait until you’re in ports and find somewhere local that has wifi if you need it. You can ask a crew member and they can tell you where the best spots are for wifi.
Also remember not to use your phone in ports unless you have an International Roaming plan through your carrier. You can make calls in Puerto Rico however with no International Roaming. At least with Verizon.
Even on land, nobody likes to pay ATM fees. They can be even higher on a ship. If you need cash, go to the casino.
The Fun Times
This is your daily newsletter. It will have all of the information you need to know included with it. It has a schedule of everything that’s going on that day, times, you name it. They still give a paper version but I look for this to go away in a few years since all ships have The Hub app on them. I’ll touch on that on down.
People tend to wait until the last day of the cruise to buy souvenirs on the ship. If there’s something you want, go ahead and get it. They don’t have to sell out of something just because it’s the last day of the cruise, remember an hour after you are off the ship, others will be on it. They do have sales though, you can always inquire about what day things will be on sale like the cologne, shirts, etc.
The Pixels staff will be everywhere taking your picture from the gangway before you embark, at dinner, they will have backdrop set up, be at the gangway in ports, everywhere. However they take excellent pictures. You are not required to buy any. On previous cruises we’ve always spent at LEAST $400 on pictures. Carnival does have a photo package you can purchase now and for us it’s a no brainer to buy. It is pre-cruise only though so you have to buy it before you embark. I highly recommend it.
UPDATE: Carnival no longer offers these photo packages. I am keeping this image here for a while though for reference to those who did purchase it for upcoming cruises.
We all like to be pampered, it’s life. The ship will have a spa and they do a great job. However you can get the same thing in a port for a quarter of the price. You can lie on a beach and get the massage.
If you are celebrating any special occasion, be sure to tell your PVP or guest services. They sometimes will give you something for that occasion. It may be a spa gift card, a special dessert at dinner, something. It never hurts to let them know.
The Hub App
This is for Carnival cruisers. This is a free app that has everything you could want, almost. You can see your portfolio to know what’s been spent. It also has The Fun Times on it as well as the dinner menu for the night. It also has your Pixels pictures on it (not all ships) and you can communicate with others on it. The app is free, get it before you embark. To use the chat feature on the app to text other people in your party, it’s $5 per device for the duration of your cruise.Download on Android Download on iOS